TEP's Guide to College Bars - Part I: What To Order

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I don't know if you know or not, but yours truly is currently enrolled in a collegiate undergraduate program so I can further my education and be the first person in my family to get a college diploma. The main reason for this is, quite understandably, the current global economy.



Because, apparently, you now have to have a goddamn college diploma to be able to unsuccessfully try to take over the world, while a complete retard gets to run it for at least four years.

Sometimes, it's enough to drive a penguin to drink.

Teh Evil Penguin Hits It Big

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My fellow denizens of teh interwebz, I have exciting news that has come to me just three days ago!

Teh Evil Penguin on Writer's Block

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Unless you've been living under a rock for the last few weeks (or just happen to not follow me on Twitter, I'm a man (er-penguin) for the ladies. However, with this whole Warren Jeff's thing...

You know what? Fuck it. I can't type a damn thing tonight.

Teh Evil Penguin on Stupidity

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Stupid people piss me off. Now, I'm not talking about people who didn't do well in school, airheads, waterheads, or even jackasses.

Teh Evil Penguin on Hollywood

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Since I'm a broke Antarctic psychopath doomed to watch redhead MILF gloryhole porn on Jizztube, I haven't been able to see any of the blockbuster movies hitting the big screen. And, by what I've seen in the last few years, means I haven't missed anything but boring bullshit and half-cracked ripoffs.

This isn't to say that I'm 100% appalled at what seems to be the utter self-destruction of Hollywood as we know it, there are some movies that I've missed and some out now that I legitimately want to watch.